UPDATES
11/07/06: DEAR GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!
3/25/05: Bloody hell. I forgot to say how to vote. Notes all, notes! XD
1/20/05: The contest is officially over. Start the voting.



--Club Members--

Action Transvestites

Weirdo Transvestites

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Club Administrators

The Vicar (You must eat tea and cake with me or you DIE!)


Executive Transvestites



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Izzard Movies

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How do I join?

Send the club a note, and just wait a little while, rest assured, if you know anything about Mr. Izzard, MookyVet or I will let you in.

If you don't get a reply within a few days feel free to send a note personally to Mookyvet.

Joining members will be listed in the Action Transvestite list. (Yes, concept taken from Dress to Kill, his HBO special from '98.)
Or if you want, you can be a F***ing Weirdo Transvestite who lives in a cave, like you do. If you want to be a weirdo transvestite, mention that in your note about joining.

I'm an Administrator for another club. How do I affiliate with you?

Simple. Send a request for affiliation in a note to the club.

I'd like to become an administrator for this club. How do I go about it?

We are not accepting applications for new administrators right now.

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Important note! For a little bit of distinction, when I created the club account, I made the name Cake-0R-Death. When you try to put in an icon link or a text link, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THIS IS CASE-SENSITIVE! Meaning you must put the capital letters where they belong, like this: :.icon.Cake-0R-Death.: without the periods, of course. I know this may be a little frustrating. Just dont me. Please, I'm your Vicar, and I do many horrible things just as you do. Let's all just drink 5 Bloody Marys and forget about the whole damn thing.

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----The Vicar's Confessional----

Yes, we built up empires, we STOLE COUNTRIES! Yes, with the cunning use of Flags.
Yes, thats how you build an empire, you sail around the world and say,
"I claim....India for Britain!"
And they're standing there saying,
"Ya can't claim us, we live here! There's 500 million of us!"
"...Do you have a FLAG?"
"We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country, ya bastards!"
"No flag, no country, you can't have one!... These are the rules that I've just made up...and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association.

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----The Executive Transvestite Tribune----



ON METHODS OF PROCREATION

Oh my, we HAVE been dead for quite some time now, haven't we?

I do apologize for letting to club just 'go' for so long but we club admins have been rather busy for the past year or so. I know I have.

At any rate, I hope to keep this place (and a few other clubs I remember running) at least a little open from now on so I'll be fiddling around with them a bit more.

If any of you have any new news about the Izzard please feel free to send a note so that I can document that here in the journal. I'm a bit too tired to really update much tonight, but I'll try to make this journal SPECTACULAR within the next day or so.

As for the current contest, I"ll be looking over that as well. Still, please give me a bit of time.

Much to you all.

~Executive Transvestite, Mookyvet

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----The Executive Transvestite Tribune----


"In the 30s, Hitler, Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, World War II -- the Russian front, not a good idea! Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid! Cause you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to Asia. That Asian-Eastern European area, you could never hold it, could you? Seven extra men at the beginning of every go, but you couldn't f*cking hold it?!"

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If anybody wants to write a critique or a review (whatever word works here. XD) on one of Eddie Izzard's movies listed at the link at the bottom of the journal, send it in a note to the club. We'd be glad to give it its own little journal.

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EDDIE IZZARD CONTEST #4

Okay! This is contest number 4! The theme? The Queen! Yes, Eddie loves to pick on the Queen!

"Fancy the Queen, got a picture of her behind the locker door!"

Anyhoo, so yeah. Your task is to draw up your favorite joke of Eddie's on the Queen. From what stand-up? Any you like! Any of them!

Well now I hope I get to see some submissions! Have fun!

DUE DATE: Whenever I get enough submissions.

Submissions:
[link] by =fallnangeltears

[link]
by ~gryphael

[link]
by ~blood-stained-hands

[link]
by *somniloquy

Contest 1 Winner:
Contest 2 Winner:
Contest 3 Winner:




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